I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Can Purell be used as lube?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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