It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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