I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I have tasted many bathrooms
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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