i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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