Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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