Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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