i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
now i know why i became what i already was.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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