I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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