What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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