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i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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