would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Randomize
