Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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