Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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