He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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