All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Randomize
