is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
There are leaves in my underwear?
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