i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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