Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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