I must be too annoying 4 u.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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