***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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