"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
they're like a gay fantastic four
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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