Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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