just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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