yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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