Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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