girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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