What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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