seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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