I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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