Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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