dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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