Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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