I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This baby is an asshole
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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