whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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