Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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