Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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