youre lurking in front of me
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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