shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
another moral hangover. fuck.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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