Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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