found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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