at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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