just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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