Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize