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That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he thought i was a dude.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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