check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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