Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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