This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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