Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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