Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Randomize