This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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