so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Drunk is a universal language darling
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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