was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
